If you are in the drive thru at a fast food joint and you don't get your double bacon cheeseburger fast enough, do you:
a) Wait patiently
b) Throw a fit (and a lit cigarette) and start spitting all over the window
c) Start climbing out your window and cussing/fighting the employee
d) Both b and c
If you answered a) Wait patiently, I'd like to say thanks, you win my love and gratitude.
If you answered b or c, just stay out of Townsville because I already don't like you.
If you answered d, you win a free pair of matching bracelets and a free trip to Townsville PD, where we will waste no time in laughing at you as you sit in your cell and cry.
No purchase necessary, must be 18 years or older, and intoxicated to win.
The trip there is free, getting out is not.
Unfortunatly the moron tonight got away, but don't worry, a video and license plate can do wonders! Especially when you live close by..
Song for the post: Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
Ugh
1 year ago
This reminds me of a call we had at our agency. A male stopped by a Taco Bell and went thru the drive thru. Apparently, his order was not made to his satisfaction and proceeds to throw the food back at the employee at the window. Male then proceeds to tell employee to fix his order and If he did not fix it correctly, he was going to kick his ass.
ReplyDeleteEmployee laughs at guy, Male says why don't you step outside then, Employee tells male to pull up and I'll be right out. Employee walks back to his locker, retrieves his Glock and proceeds to walk out to confront the customer.
Customer then proceeds to exit the area very quickly. Both ended up being cited...
I was kind of hoping it was "c". Sorry it's my twisted sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, if I fit through my car window, it would definitely be C...:)
ReplyDeleteLOL, It's ok, as long as you aren't in my town when you are trying, we can still be friends!
ReplyDeleteWoody- that's freaking awesome!
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