Monday, April 5, 2010

Who Dressed You??

Townsville PD, this is 911R, how can I help you?

Caller: There is a guy that's dressed as a cowboy going in between houses.

911R: .......... (Quickly composing self and stifling wild laughter) Gets address/caller information.

911R: And you say he's dressed like a cowboy?

Caller: Yes, the hat, boots, vest, everything.

In case someone ever calls and tells you, 'everything' for a cowboy outfit, it can also mean *ssless chaps. Just saying.

Song for the post: Kid Rock - Cowboy

2 comments:

  1. haha...lol that's pretty good. And yeah, I from what I heard, he was a lot of fun at booking :). It's bad when the jailers know him by name, right?

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  2. LOL, no that's a great thing! less they have to ask!

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