P-O-L-I-C-E

Doesn't spell taxi or exterminator. Or the fix all. It doesn't mean we will raise your children or keep your neighbors dog from barking. And it really doesn't mean that we are jacks of all trades, that's the fire department guys.

And here's another thing, we don't clean houses. Or doors...

A women called and wanted an officer to come out and clean the 'poison' off her door. She was also extremely mad that we didn't have 'some type of detergent or something' to help her out.

Where do people find the definition for police that includes all these things anyway??