Before you call the police about a 'baggie of something' in the roadway, take more then a quick glance at it. The caller was sure it was weed or some such substance.
(Apparently in Townsville drug dealers throw stashes out their car windows and leave them on the side of the road...)
So Officer Skinny went to check out this bag and found out it was (drum roll please.....)
BEEF JERKY! And he removed it from the side of the road.
To anyone that doesn't know, weed typically looks like aregeno and has a green hue to it.
But hey, I'm sure it's an easy thing to mix up, weed and jerky.
Song for the post: Rascal Flatts - These Days
Ugh
1 year ago
thank god he got the jerky out of the road...that think could have sent a semi to the moon!
ReplyDeleteBeef Jerky now I'm hungry.
ReplyDeletePhew! I thought you were going to say it was a bag of dog poo...
ReplyDeletelol amazing...of course they could be cutting their weed with shredded beef now. I've seen detergent, orange peel..they never cease to amaze me!
ReplyDeleteThat must have een some nasty looking jerky if it looked like weed!
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