911 This Better Be Good

NOTHING WRITTEN HERE REFLECTS THE POLICIES/VIEWS OF THE DEPARTMENT THAT OCCASIONALY CLAIM TO WORK FOR. EVERYTHING IS AS TRUE AS I REMEMBER IT TO BE. I WISH ONLY TO HAVE AN OUTLET FOR THE STRESSES OF THIS JOB AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF REVEALING REAL DETAILS, NAMES, OR LOCATIONS OF ANY CALL. PRIVACY IS RESPECTED. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED THEN LEAVE THIS BLOG. ALL RESEMBELANCES AND SIMILARITES TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW ARE A COINCIDENCE. Enjoy all the wonderful things that people call 911 for!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Next Applicant

Last call of my shift:

Hi my name is Mr Hottie, that's H-O-T-T-I-E, and I called to report that there's books overflowing from the library book return.

When in the world did that become a police matter!!??

I'd like to know where the crazy people come from and why they are in my town. Also on my mind, why can't people make logical decisions on their own any more??

And I can't wait for the game on Sunday. Packers VS Bears. I hope the Packers stomp the pansies of the midway. So excited!!!!