Here's a brief list of what not to call 911 for:
A fight that happened 3 days ago and you didn't know anyone involved.
You need to know if your dog will die because he ate a birth control pill.
The light in your freezer went out and you don't know what to do.
Also, do not try and steal stuff from a store and flee from police while riding a motorized cart to haul your fat *ss around in. At least get up and try to run.
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1 year ago
I have to laugh at this one. We actually had a rather large woman on a motorized scooter stealing from Walmart. The sad thing is...it took us three times of stealing from the same Walmart before we actually got her.
ReplyDeleteI just laughed at the radio traffic because "I don't see her" was said a few times. She's a large lady on a motorscooter...I don't think she's stealthy or that ninja quick.