Ok, I'm still sick, but this one was just to good to forget about:
911R: 911 what is your emergency?
Caller: I need someone out here now! It's the neighbors cat.
911R: Excuse me?
Caller: It got in the house earlier and licked my baby girl! I need the police!
911R: How long ago did this happen?
Caller: About 4 hours ago. I threw the cat out, but it got a taste of my baby and I scared its going to come back.
Whoa, that's definitly a 911 emergency! Cats could be distantly related to Jaws so I better send you the fire dept and every officer I have for protection. Plus I'll need to send EMS in case your baby starts to turn into one of 'them' too. *insert sarcastic eye roll*
Tell me, what in the world would you have said/done??
You made a time machine, out of a Delorean?
7 hours ago
Oh hun sorry to hear that your sick!! Tea with lemon & honey!!
ReplyDeleteTaste of her baby? LOL!! Why the 4 hour delay lady? It could have eaten her baby in that time. Omg to be a fly on the wall when she confronts the neighbor. It's gotta be funny!
I would have sent the fire department. LMAO. They get all the best calls. Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...you're telling me cats now EAT babies??? Dang, I thought cats only stole their breath!
ReplyDeleteThat poor kid would be better off with the cat - his parents aren't smart enough to raise a potted plant. If you're not on a first-name basis with them, I suspect you will be soon.
K9 this is a job for the K9 units................
ReplyDeleteLOL at Texas Ghostrider. I'd say definitely call in the K9 units!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a preview for a Syfy original movie :)
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Give your baby a nice bath.
ReplyDeleteApply the normal amount of baby powder afterward.
Cats hate baby powder.
No problem, thanks for calling.
Well, that's all I could come up with.
Yeah. That's going to be used the next time I call off for a mental health day. "What was the problem?" "I was licked by a cat."
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