Just when I start to think I've heard all the reasons to call 911...
911 What is your emergency?
My son won't give me my socks! How can I get dressed without my socks?!
Her son was a young teenager. I love my job.
You made a time machine, out of a Delorean?
7 hours ago

At least there are still some people who appreciate what you're doing and why you're doing this job. All the best handling the stupid people who don't.
ReplyDeleteThank you!!
ReplyDeleteI once took a call from a lady at a drug store all upset because they wouldn't sell her cigarettes. She wanted me to tell the clerk that she was 18 since I knew her because she was a frequent flyer.
ReplyDeleteAwesome part was she got hooked for misuse of 911 hilarious.
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